Friday, December 10, 2010

For Sale: Blue balls, never used

If I was a superhero my power would be being good at guessing approximately what time it is right now. I'm so good, it's scary. Like, I barely need an alarm clock but I use one anyway, a hidden little one on my cell phone, so as to appear normal and a part of the citizenry. Then if a girl sleeps over and she's like, I have to get up for work tomorrow can you set an alarm and you're like, nah baby it's cool I got this it's basically my superpower but don't tell anybody. It just sounds weird.


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