1. most improved phone performance

2. we real cool we skip
the whole master's program, spite
iowa and go to chicago instead
3. haven't you heard
4. boob brushes your shoulder
as she leans in, whispering
5. a bike ride
6. jumping your neighbors fence
to swim in their pool
8. post-posting = bad blog
9. see the pyramids along
the nile
10. nobody even lives there,
the house is for rent